Human Aqueducts by the Highway
Ronny Salerno Ronny Salerno

Human Aqueducts by the Highway

Ancient Rome built aqueducts to carry water to the cities, modern Americans build them for entertainment. In some cases, both varieties become ruins of the past.

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There Has to Be Something Better Than Buffalo Sauce Flavored Sunflower Seeds
Ronny Salerno Ronny Salerno

There Has to Be Something Better Than Buffalo Sauce Flavored Sunflower Seeds

It was a Monday night, exactly one week ago. I was sitting at my desk, just like I am now. I'm not hungry, but I keep dipping my hand into a bag of sunflower seeds I pulled out of the pantry. They're flavored with "Frank's Red Hot" sauce. They're not bad, they're not good. I don't eat sunflower seeds, but I've watched enough episodes of the X-Files to know how Fox Mulder cracks them open and drops the shells all over his wooden floors while he's thinking.

But I don't have wooden floors, I have carpet.

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