LEGO: Kings Waffle
I don’t like Waffle House, I like a specific Waffle House. And I recreated it with LEGO.
[Kings Waffle] Chapter 16
The pandemic continues and with it comes limited hours and extra safety precautions. I wondered, though, even in a world where the operating times weren’t just 6 A.M. to 2 P.M., would anyone be hanging out late into the night still?
[Kings Waffle] Chapter 15: Kelli Week
The retail store I worked at closed at 9 PM. On an ideal shift, when no one was being difficult, I was out of there at 10. I could be at Kings Waffle with a fresh pack of Camels and warm coffee by 10:20. After the post-amusement park rush died down, I could then order some food and talk with Kelli. That is, only if it was “Kelli Week.”
[Kings Waffle] Chapter 14: The First Family
I gripped the handle and kept an eye on the rolling, digital numbers. Right around $10, I let go of the pump. “That oughta be good for now,” I figured, just enough gas to get me by until the next payday. I hopped in the car and got ready to head towards my job of the moment. It wasn’t a bad gig by any means, but it was a stop gap—a situation I had never thought I’d find myself in. As I got ready for another night of anxiety surrounding my future and pretending I knew how to sell shoes, a Fed Ex truck passed me and my phone rang.
It was...
[Kings Waffle] Chapter 13: Physical Expressions
Sometimes Kings Waffle manifests itself in physical form, not just in people.
[Kings Waffle] Chapter 11: (Just a Few of) The Waffle Makers
Oftentimes at Kings Waffle, the distinction of employee and friend is/was blurry. People who worked there became friends. Friends who you met there became employees. There were even a few who regularly rotated between both categories (and that’s not at all to say that an employee couldn’t be a friend, just that some folks fluctuated). I even once considered putting in a job application at times—if I was there enough anyways and I needed some extra cash, why not learn how to cook or serve tables?
[Kings Waffle] Chapter 10: Waiting for the Lights
My best guess?
Even if the place wasn’t shut down with padlocks on the door, I’d still probably not know anybody inside. There’s a good chance I might still recognize some of the regulars or an employee, but I don’t know if they’d remember me. I haven’t been here in awhile. Nevertheless, on this day, at this time—Kings Waffle is where I want to be.
Coffee (and Love) in the Time of Corona
Photographs and thoughts made between March 12, 2020 and March 30, 2020.
[Kings Waffle] Chapter 8: It's Been a Minute
After years of sitting at the low counter and the “stoop” (curb) out front with everyone, I started writing about Waffle House, our Waffle House. At the time, I needed that specific Waffle House more than ever.
[Kings Waffle] Chapter 7: The Wednesday Night Kids
They'd show up mid-week, near the start of third shift lining up their pickup trucks one by one in the parking lot. They'd sit on the other side of the restaurant - another group of regulars different from the usual group of regulars. One night, the two groups converged - ours and theirs - for a coffee laden discourse about why we all come to Kings Waffle.
[Kings Waffle] Chapter 6: Happy Halloween
Hash Browns and Coffee instead of Candy and Costumes.
[Kings Waffle] Chapter 5: Origin Stories
Some guys I've know for a long time who I drink coffee with at Waffle House.
[Kings Waffle] Chapter 4: Free Coffee
'The best part of waking up'...
...is getting a voicemail from Waffle House.
[Kings Waffle] Chapter 3: The Waffle Kids
Americans have a love affair with diners, both in reality and in the way popular culture romanticizes them. The diner is a feature unique to the United States roadside. While the days of prefabricated stainless steel buildings have come and gone - the characteristics of the concept live on in the late hours of cuisine, counters, coffee and grease.
[Kings Waffle] Chapter 2: The Diplomat, The Wizard, The Ambassador & The Man at the End of The Counter
The guy who rose to become king of the "waffle kids," a real life cowboy, a song with a distinct purpose and the one you always save a seat for.
[Kings Waffle] Chapter 1: This is The Place
"You guys must come here a lot, no?" said the state trooper sitting at the low counter with us. "If this were a bar, we'd be drunks" I replied. He laughed before facing his palms to the sky and praying before his meal. It was a crude, unflattering answer, but probably the simplest way to describe how often we're here.
At the Waffle House.
"Kings" Waffle House to be specific.